By Eric Valentine
Abortion. It’s not pretty. No one likes abortion. But rather than blame men for impregnating women, I want to explain things to them. These new abortion laws around the country and possibly coming to Idaho soon are anti-male.
According to one U.S.-based research organization, the abortion rate in countries that prohibit abortion is 37 per 1,000 people. In countries that permit abortion, it’s 34 per 1,000. That difference is not “statistically significant” but it’ll mean something to your pocketbook because you know who’s gonna have to foot their welfare bill once they make it out of the womb. You and me!
The Gipper made it real clear: “Government is not the solution to a problem. Government is the problem.” Abortion laws are the perfect example of well-intended rule making. You see, most women have had a late period for reasons other than pregnancy. They happen once a month, but they can be flakey. Periods can be late. Periods can skip a month. Periods can change for women when they live with other women. Periods can be not periods at all, but actually miscarriages. I mean, it’s like witchcraft down there. They need to talk to doctors about this stuff. But laws like the one in Texas can keep your lady from going to see the doc. Who wants to have to prove they had a miscarriage and not an abortion?
One other reason for a late period is an STD. Gross. Now women aren’t going to get checked out for that yuck, which means if some skank sleeps with a man, he might get an STD, too. Or even pass it on to his wife!
Speaking of wives, what if some thug rapes her? And if your daughter gets molested by some libtard, what then? I know that’s what guns are for, but you still can’t take your gals to the doctor under these laws. That’s because they’ll do a followup appointment six weeks later, and if Thug Jr. or Lil’ Creeper shows up with a beating heart in some sonogram… Well, let’s just say,”Cigars, anyone?!” Oh right, the snowflakes canceled those, too.
And just think now about all those lazy folks on welfare looking for a handout while there’s this whole $10,000 prize for reporting folks. I mean, say you and your wife are preparing for the miracle of life and you go around telling the whole town because you can’t wait to be a daddy. But then your wife has a miscarriage. That’s an easy $10k for any lawyer who can wrangle up a group of liars to say it wasn’t a miscarriage in court.
Some of what you just read might sound hyperbolic at worst and humorous at best, but they are actual potential impacts of, for sake of argument, a well-meaning law by well-meaning folks. And that’s something politicians and the media shouldn’t put a mask over.