{"id":14124,"date":"2020-10-07T00:33:36","date_gmt":"2020-10-07T06:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/?p=14124"},"modified":"2020-10-07T00:33:36","modified_gmt":"2020-10-07T06:33:36","slug":"nothing-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/07\/nothing-at-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing At All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\">BY CHRIS MILLSPAUGH<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13252\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13252\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13252\" src=\"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/chris-Millspaugh_edit-400x600.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"600\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13252\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">chris Millspaugh<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"p2\">You know, this week I was going to write about that fiasco called \u201cThe First Debate,\u201d but then I learned that the POTUS had tested positive for the coronavirus (COVID-19).<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">My mother once told me, \u201cIf you don\u2019t have anything nice to say about someone, it\u2019s better to say nothing at all.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\">Nice talking to you.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\"><span class=\"s1\"><b><i>Editor\u2019s Note: <\/i><\/b><i>Mr. Millspaugh lives in a log cabin with his cat, Myles; is retired; does absolutely nothing; and is tied to a landline.<\/i><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BY CHRIS MILLSPAUGH You know, this week I was going to write about that fiasco called \u201cThe First Debate,\u201d but then I learned that the POTUS had tested positive for the coronavirus (COVID-19). My mother once told me, \u201cIf you don\u2019t have anything nice to say about someone, it\u2019s better to say nothing at all.\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","_pvb_checkbox_block_on_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,11],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-14124","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-commentary","7":"category-humor"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/woodriverweekly.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}